the pasta salad section was looking particularly disheveled and emptier than usual tonight
stares suspiciously in FYSS’ direction
Oh, you caught me.
#I am hungry but I do not want to get up #Life is unfair
ask your flatmate nicely :’)?
I’ve requested it, but he seems unwilling to cooperate…
Wait. Now he’s got that look to him like he’s already lost the argument but he’s still going to argue with me. Shouldn’t be too long now. Predictably, he’s complaining about the lack of clean dishware (how is this my fault?).
The last of the pasta salad is mine. Success.
Are you tracking my every move for strangers on the internet? Saw you were on this blog again and had to check.
Don’t you feel special??
I feel like you’re drawing attention to us.
We’ve talked about this.
